Hour of Victory

A literal name

My sixty minutes of pain.

Hitler is ashamed



(This Haiku Is Dedicated to the Brave WW II Veterans Who Are Missing Limbs and Have to Live With This Travesty of a Game.)

Catan Review

Fucking trade with me!

That black asshat’s on my square

Out of bricks again?

Puzzle Fighter Review

No uprezzed sprites here?

Death blow, gems shoved in your mouth

Speed drop the diamond!

Viva Pinata Review

Bunnies make babies

I love feeding them to snakes

Shovel smash feels good

Def Jam Icon Review

Wannabe rapper

Punching my way up ladders

And music fits how?

Earth Defense Force 2017 Review

Don’t even bother

Wasted two hours of my life

It’s a horrible

Transformers: The Game Review

Shooting does nothing

Want boss fight secret? Throw cars

More then meets the ass.

Warhawk Review

Swarm missiles explode

Infantry destroy Warhawks

Server full, game crash

Carcassone Review

Build roads to nowhere

Ha, I fucked up your castle

Ass won with farmers