Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Hour of Victory

A literal name

My sixty minutes of pain.

Hitler is ashamed



(This Haiku Is Dedicated to the Brave WW II Veterans Who Are Missing Limbs and Have to Live With This Travesty of a Game.)

Friday, September 21, 2007

Catan Review

Fucking trade with me!

That black asshat’s on my square

Out of bricks again?

Puzzle Fighter Review

No uprezzed sprites here?

Death blow, gems shoved in your mouth

Speed drop the diamond!

Viva Pinata Review


Bunnies make babies

I love feeding them to snakes

Shovel smash feels good


Def Jam Icon Review

Wannabe rapper

Punching my way up ladders

And music fits how?

Earth Defense Force 2017 Review

Don’t even bother

Wasted two hours of my life

It’s a horrible

Thursday, September 20, 2007

Transformers: The Game Review

Shooting does nothing

Want boss fight secret? Throw cars

More then meets the ass.


Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Warhawk Review

Swarm missiles explode

Infantry destroy Warhawks

Server full, game crash

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Friday, September 14, 2007

Carcassone Review


Build roads to nowhere

Ha, I fucked up your castle

Ass won with farmers

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